Hire Me - Fuzz Punks

Writing is at the core of what I do, and Ken is at the core of what I write. I couldn’t run my business without his help. Ken is an absolute legend. Hard working, loyal, charming and most importantly, patient.

I’m a ridiculously complex creative to work with and Ken has always made working together not only easy, but a joy. He has become more than a writer in our relationship, he provides insight, suggestions, ideas, stoke and passion that are pivotal to the success of my business.

You should hire Ken, but like, you know, let him still work with me too.
Skylar Smith – AKA The Squidd

Hi.

AI is on the rise. It can create bland, poorly researched articles and copy that inspire the same people who get inspired by the usual bland, useless information that 100s of people churn out every second.

Instead, hire a writer. One like me, who can think creatively, connect with real people, and can adapt to a quickly changing world.

Your blog, or website, or business – that’s your mark on society. That’s who you are, what represents you. That’s how other people will see you. Be honest with me here. How do you want your legacy to look? Is it a generic boilerplate email that is considered successful when 3 people out of 1000 don’t immediately delete it?

Or is it content that makes people’s lives better. That entertains people, teaches them something new, or provides them with the opportunity to be part of something greater?

If it’s the latter, consider hiring me to help make your vision a reality.

Services

This is not an exclusive list. Contact me if you have something else in mind.

Long-form Copy, Blogs, Content, and Articles

The bread and butter of any website. Are you selling something? Educating people? Just trying to make the world a better place? Let’s do it.

Video Scripts, Essays, and Research

A great video starts with a great script. Every day, millions of videos are uploaded; make sure you stand out.

Expertise

Writings I produce within these niches will be more focused and better able to resonate with the people who exist inside those spheres.

Automotive, Powersports, and Car Repair

I’m a former Nitro Funny Car mechanic, my father owned a motorcycle shop, and I spend my free time wrenching on old pieces of garbage. I mean future investments. If it has an engine and wheels, I know a thing or two about it and can help someone understand it.

Example of a Scripted Video

LGBTQ+, Kink, Sexuality, and That Whole Scene

I think describing my experience in these subjects is best left to one-on-one discussions with specific questions being answered, but I can hit you with some keywords; abdl, petplay, furry, bondage, club organization, munch information, and pup moshes.

Hey, kinky people need sales pages and blogs too. Let’s create content from within the community instead of hiring someone who does research with their eyes averted in embarrassment.

Construction, Sustainable Design, Architecture and DIY

Before I started this new life of crime called “freelancing” I was a foreman building custom homes. I’m proficient in CAD, can read plans, was LEED certified, and know how to make a building stand up. I also know first hand how terrible contractors can be in effectively communicating ideas; I can bridge that gap.

Example of an SEO focused DIY article

Music, Guitars, Gear, and Art History

While I built cabinets for the construction firm mentioned above, I moonlight as a luthier – someone who builds guitars. Music has always been a huge part of my life, and since I’m a huge nerd, I often find myself researching the history and theory behind concepts and instruments in my free time.

Example of a SEO focused music article

Pricing

	500-800 Words	800-1200 Words	1200-1600 Words	1600+
Scripts	$175	$280	$420	$30 Per 100 Words
Blogs and Articles	$150	$240	$360	$25 Per 100 Words
Other	$125	$200	$300	$20 Per 100 Words